If you're feeling a little low, this won't help.

You have to love the copy desk chief who writes the headlines in the "Science" section of the N.Y. Times. My favorite headline, until this morning, was "Mass Found in Elusive Particle; Universe May Never Be the Same" (June 5, 1998). Over my morning cup of coffee today, however, I stumbled across this gem: Astronomers Report Evidence of 'Dark Energy' Splitting the Universe. Kind of makes me think Buffy was on to something.